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IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


Statistics -


TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.


Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


IRISH ROULETTE -




HISTORY -




THINKING - Outside the box.


TAGS: rubic s cube paint
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 3:48 pm
Also solving Rubik's Cube is not that hard (if you read the tutorial once) i like this! 5 from me! ;)


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS - No Superbowl for you!




HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!


TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.


TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.75/5

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zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am
Great movie.


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


DUCT TAPE -




DYSLEXICS -




SAINTS - We must all fear evil men But there is another kind of evil...the indifference of good men




THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.




Rocco -


TAGS: rocco boondock saints cat gun
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - October 7, 2013, 6:43 pm
I name my Pitbull Rocco after that very scene, and the one after that where Rocco explained to his GF why he killed her cat.


WHY IS IT -


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


FILLING A NICHE -


TAGS: vendor venture maintenance niche goat
Rating: 4.71/5

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Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:22 am
You've got to be kidding *... hat, coat, door*
house - September 22, 2011, 6:19 pm
No Hammy referrence ?? I'm disappointed.....5L for the poster though


FEEDBACK -


TAGS: complaints are gifts
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:07 pm
When she hit 40 she started counting backwards, so now I lost. I just put 1 candle on the cake, it's safer that way.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
She was older than you WHEN you married her eh? How 'bout now?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
LOMFAO
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Rotater cuff troubles? *sigh*
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Hey, my wife works retail so...On that note when I married her she was older than me; I should have thought that one through.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks to health issues, I pitch softballs.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
LMAO,,,Aggy knew
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
BoneCD?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:58 pm
OK, here goes...Pitchers and Catchers are g** male slang for...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:55 pm
Baseball is a wholesome American, and sometimes Canadian pasttime. I honestly don't see where this is coming from.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
*the door is open*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:52 pm
Am I being flirted with?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:51 pm
But you do, aggy. I swear. Just you're more of a knuckle-ball pitcher. I like to rely on my slider, and the heat. (Actually I couldn't pitch worth a d*** but I was a decent catcher, though.)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:48 pm
*hmmmm, somebody once worked retail*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:47 pm
Looking at Sean's posters always reminds me to stop thinking that I make good posters.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
Saw it in the forum. Hilarious. And oddly motivating.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
I just uploaded a new Bulgy Christmas poster for you...stay tuned!
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:39 pm
Thanks, Bone.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:36 pm
Nice!


FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get


TAGS: fish paint
Rating: 3.14/5

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DIY -


TAGS: mime calendar knuckle paint
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:53 pm

lol5


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


AGGY - Apparently he's now in charge of the Motifake Complaint Department.


TAGS: aggy complaint motifake mousetrap
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
A trap.... and a back-handed compliment, if I'm not mistaken.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Ha!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Wait!!!!! It's a trap!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:13 pm
Me?


WINDOW PAINS -


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am
Appaulinger
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
Yes!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm
HaHa! Your daughters a wh***! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
nice, great ph**o, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit b****ing and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE - MAKES SOME PEOPLE THINK TWICE


TAGS: the uncertainty principle
Rating: 4.19/5

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coolfocus - January 28, 2013, 2:06 pm
It's like playing Russian Roulette. Nice.
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 11:10 am
Heisenberg with a sh**gun. Nice
ipaprime - December 29, 2012, 4:09 am
yesterday, today, and tomorrow. those are the 3 days


The Sketch Artist -


TAGS: picasso art war artist painting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 5:33 am
I don't think he was judging everyone but then again, Hitler, the Nazi's & the 3rd Reich were at thier evil zenith then. Their policies were the total annihilation of Jewish & many other peoples they labeled as undesirable.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2014, 4:57 am
What a racist thing to say! Pablo's judging all Germans by the actions of a few.


TIS THE SEASON -




TAKE A BATH ON THIS ONE -


TAGS: paint picture calendar caveman rockwell
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.


ACCURACY -




HIGH MAINTENANCE - no wonder why I have a hard time with them...




MODERN ART -


TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


MASHUP -


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am
That5omefancyph**o5hoptherecranky!


turns out... -




Don't worry, mister -




Meh -




Futility -




Customer Complaints -


TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high


Disbelief -




retribution -


TAGS: saint sinner past future
Rating: 4.81/5

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forseti - April 26, 2013, 4:55 am
Sho - where quality meets art.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Shyt Sho, you’ve reached beyond some sorta ethereal creep factor apex with yer last two posters, w-a-a-a-a-y beyond. The elsewhere of one talented duck. What’s creepy is you just got creepier….all five lions have been tamed to quivering scaredy cats.


CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.


TAGS: now aint life a b**** ticket to hell
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheWiceMan - May 21, 2010, 7:27 am
Hah, indeed forseti. It's a bit sad. And thanks
forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's demotivating. 5 5 5...
TheWiceMan - May 20, 2010, 4:03 pm
Yeah, thats also true. I can write under on that one. And thanks
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
That or you spend your whole life dreaming about spending the winnings but die before you ever buy a ticket. Good poster wice


COOK AT HOME -


TAGS: ellen portia aint no top chefs
Rating: 4.46/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 4:57 pm

lol
spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
HA! Lunching at the W. 5L


SLOTH -


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.


LEARNING CURVE -


TAGS: i used to faint in health class
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 31, 2009, 2:38 pm
Heyyyyy. Welcome back. Hope you are well.
Matters_Not2010 - December 31, 2009, 2:09 am
still putting out quality work i see. keep it up.


THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm


TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
This one and the 4**** story of the guy taking the **** are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am
i think i'd be sh** if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
Holy **** i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real sh** at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!


THE IRON - Did I leave it on?




" OW, SO CUTE " - Is what I would say if this painting wasn't Hitler's work.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




SNORLAX IS A SAINTS FAN - who dat sleepin ?


TAGS: saints
Rating: 2.17/5

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YOU ARE THE ARTIST - The world you paint is up to you


TAGS: you are artist paint world
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 16, 2011, 8:01 am
I finally got it uploaded, I didn't see the upload tab. I have to admit I am technologically challenged.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
very nice! 5 brushes
house - June 16, 2011, 7:30 am
don't have to create all over again, just give it the same title....its only for approval purposes. poster will look exactly the same as you have it here......5L by the way, great work
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:13 am
It won't let me do it... It says enter a title, so I would have to create the poster all over again. But I will know about Mototwist for future reference.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:09 am

same....same not sdame....d*** me and my large fingers...and other extremities...lol
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:08 am

just upload the sdame file to motitwist. and good call Vedekt...ty.
Budog - June 16, 2011, 6:48 am
Verdeckt I didn't. Do I have to rebuilt the whole poster or can I download the one already made? BTW, thanks...
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:40 am
Nice... Did you put it on MotiTwist?


PROTECTION -


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield


THE RULES -


TAGS: painting by numbers
Rating: 4.65/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Creativity bound is tragic, but creativity that can flourish within... that's genius.


PAINT ME A PICTURE -




RATE MY MS PAINT -


TAGS: ms paint rate motifake approval
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:51 pm
I'm keeping it zipped... mouth and pants.
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
Awesome statement. 5L
Cubbybear - January 30, 2011, 10:49 pm
5L


BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


COMPLAIN -




THIS WOMAN IS - ... A PAINTING CONTRACTORS WORST NIGHTMARE !


TAGS: painting color samples choices nightmare
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.


CHANGE - It can be hard at times, but it can keep you from being identified.


TAGS: vans p*** paint
Rating: 3.85/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 10:57 am
Looks like the possum van from the Red Green show.


PLAYING DEAD -


TAGS: he aint buyin wot yer sellin
Rating: 3.52/5

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elitebuster - November 30, 2009, 12:57 am
Yeah, the bear will piss on your pocket, your skull, your femur.... 5/5
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
5 + 5 Sean!
Chopperliscious - November 3, 2009, 8:51 am
You have a subtlety that is rare. I'm not pissing in your pocket either - the bear might be, however. 6 Lions.


COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.


TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




INSPIRATION -


TAGS: uhhmm sombody call maintenance
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sean - March 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
Thanks, Deltabob. You're too kind. Bye.
Sean - March 28, 2009, 12:14 am
Thanks, CB. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
This poster is rated too low


WHO DAT!? - 11-0 Start: Great Black and Gold Super Bowl: Terrific Tom Terrific getting benched: Priceless


TAGS: saints patriots brady
Rating: 2.56/5

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Tycho124 - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Who dat! Indeed! Very funny!


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -




HADES SPECTRES - You're a bad boy! go home!




moonlight kingdom -




SCENES FROM THE GAS STATION -


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)


Panda -




PAINTING -




AND THEN WHAT -


TAGS: complaints calendar rolls
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - August 23, 2011, 2:08 pm
5ure thing...


MALFUNCTION -


TAGS: mspaint help lines
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2013, 9:47 am
Maybe if she wasn't wearing such tight jeans...?
Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:01 am
Wow! That azz goes all the way down to her knees.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Nope not on backwards...just shifted.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am
Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am
I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm
True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia
mariand - March 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
MS paint is outdated...for better results use ph**oshop...
Greeny - March 19, 2013, 7:19 pm
Holy Cow!
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 4:45 pm
Yikes!


Saint Elvis -


TAGS: choosing your gods saint elvis
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 10:02 pm
Little known fact: revelation played backward is the exact chord progression for "Sweet Caroline".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:28 pm
My family knew some wacko who thought that Neil Diamond was Jesus Christ in his return.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 6:03 pm
That's the society I want to party in. Long live the King


Health -


TAGS: health overweight uncertainty obsessed fat
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 11:56 am
Lewis Black and George Carlin, they really did put a mirror to society and said “Surprise! THIS is what you look like."
GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:41 am
Lewis Black is a god


Cocky -




NOT ONE TO BE SHY -


TAGS: cubby aint nothin but a dog and the dog has his day
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:03 pm
Thanks Cub, you ph**o-bomber you.
Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 2:06 pm
Cool as ice...5/5


NO TUNNELS - Unless it's a Renoir




Rainforest Renaissance -




WINGMAN -


TAGS: wingman pimpin aint easy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptainBaked - January 3, 2011, 1:42 pm
HAHA! word...
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:01 am
Couldn't top this picture in any way. Perfection. 5L


Hair Dye -




Record Breaker -


TAGS: car pimp painted
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:36 am
Hope you're posting this at Motofake too!


OTHER THINGS TOO -


TAGS: hippy tainted peace love dance
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - September 14, 2012, 6:43 pm
Man,that's exactly what I was getting at! Every home has its toilet, but that doesn't make the whole house stinky
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2012, 3:14 pm
Gynocologists.
Airman - September 14, 2012, 2:34 pm
who doesn't love hippy chicks?
ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
Good times at Max Yasgur's Farm, hey Greeny?
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:42 am
WOOF! I have vague recollection.


TRAILS - All Saints are forged in the fires of hell




TODDLERS - They might just be the next Picasso


TAGS: kids paints parody
Rating: 4.5/5

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Iconoclast - February 6, 2013, 10:20 pm
Is that Al Fresco?
falloutghoul - February 6, 2013, 8:47 am
Or the next Fresco.


ONLY IN A TWISTED WORLD - A painting might cost 22 million dollars BUt millions of humans lifes might worth nothing




PAINTBALL AIRSTRIKE - Game over




SPONSORS FOR EVERYONE -




P a i n t i n g -




TAINTED WITH THE BLOOD... -




Photograph of a mirror on an easel in the desert that looks like a painting -


TAGS: painting
Rating: 4.33/5

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forseti - April 20, 2013, 12:15 pm
Once... A Bob Ross innuendo would have been nice. ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:38 pm
Had to be a mirror. No painter would have put those little branches at the edge of his composition.
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 11:54 am
Once. And I'm drunk (day sleeper, right now is my evening). And I still got it.


SEAN -


TAGS: its seans day aint we lucky
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:04 pm
I calls em' as I sees em'. ; )
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:48 pm
And really? "****load" ... that's the word you went with?
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:47 pm
Let my people GOOOO!!!!!


THIS TAINTED MEAT YOU GIVE ME -


TAGS: tainted love meat soft cell
Rating: 4.27/5

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iwaskissedupsidetheheadwithahammer - August 20, 2011, 5:12 pm
Weird...when I saw that pic my balls started to hurt me. 5
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:36 pm
Just back from the Tube of You. Do a search of YouTube levis tainted, and you'll get the ad.
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:33 pm
Now that you mention it ... no. But actually, yeah, kinda. I listen to a couple of oldies stations in the car and Tainted Love comes up a lot. And that might also explain my trunk full of newly purchased jeans. All Levis of course.
Airman - August 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
anyone remember the Levis commercial that had doctors in surgery around a patient, and the heart monitor begins making the noises to Tainted Love.. and the docs all started singing it. Not sure what that had to do with selling denim pants
spacedog - August 15, 2011, 9:02 pm
I've got to (bump,bump) get away...


tunnels -




Edible Spray Paint -




IRONY - and it was.




HEARING AIDS - The pioneers They were doing it wrong Yet you have to give it up to their dedication


TAGS: painting
Rating: 3.88/5

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QUAINT FACTS DAY -




AND MOTIFAKERS WE SHALL BE - For thee my Lord, for thee So we shall flow a river forth to thee Teeming with our posters shall it ever be




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